Partner on headphones while on Skype with best friend...
- Partner: I need to study Arabic. That should be my pass time.
- Me: *looks at him with the "yes" look*
- Skype friend: ((Something))
- Partner: Si, no tienes paciencia
- Me: كأنّي ما فهمتك يعني؟
M’partner is fasting for Lent… every time a KFC commercial comes on, he drools.